Trotro Diaries, 26/12/2011,16:10, Circle:
Wow time flies so fast am feeling like I have never been in a trotro. I don’t know how u guys have been spending the holidays but for me I have a gallon of tsetsefly juice that I have being drinking so I have being sleeping like something. Anyway I wanted to wish you all Afehyia pa (Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year).
I hope your dream of buying your own car is on track hahaha cos we love trotro but we will have to leave it some day loool. Once again I will like to Congratulate Diijay Foe for winning the Trotro Story of the year 2011. And also wish him a very happy birthday since today is his birthday and also to let you know that he DJs on Emashie 105.1 so u can check him out and give him shout sometimes. The projects to make things better in our trotros and stations and on the roads will start in 2012, watch out for them and let us know how you can contribute. Cheers
This is what I call self defense /fire for fire. I just boarded a trotro from Ashaiman to Teshie Nungua estate. This guy decided to entertain us with music from his China phone. What is most annoying is the fact that the music is not the kind of music you can think with.
Immediately a lady complained but my guy wouldn’t be moved. I turned to look into the face of the guy sitting next to me. As if he understood what I meant, he took out his blackberry and turned on his music. Its sounded as if it was some home theater speakers. I also took out my symbian (nokia express music) and switched on my woofer. Hehehe….. Just guess wat happened after.
Ok so Trotro Diaries report for tonight is taking a different route in the O.C from market circle to “Kansa city”( kansawurodo) wow! This conductor is just hilarious. Could u believe be just told us to roll or glasses up to feel the airconam u should see this ricketed car tryna show off.
We first thought it was a joke and true to their words the air condition was turned on. UNBELIEVABLE!!! Mehn this guy is really the funny face of funny face. Just don’t wanna get down. TROTRO for life. Hehehehehehehehe
Trotro Diaries, 13/12/2011, 18:10, Awudome Cemetery junction:
Seriously is there something about me that attracts guys to sit by me in trotro cos this is getting too much. There are about 10 girls in this trotro so how come not even one is sitting by me? This thing has got to stop! Anyway I just discovered a very effective way of winning the Tug of Knees that happens in trotro. You know that irritating moment when someone is trying to get more space and you are also trying to resist and it turns into a cold war of knees.
The solution is to just relax after some time and start tapping your feet after some time, you know like you are listening to some love music and tapping to it. My research shows that people do not like to get intimate especially after have had a knee cold war with you. The tapping of your leg feels like that and makes them withdraw and you don’t have to put more effort into that. Remember, tap like you are listening to love music, if you go and do any Azonto tapping and the person breaks your knee, we don’t give warranty for that haha.
Have a good evening lovely people. Please feel free to add your friends to the group. Cheers
Trotro Diaries, 12/12/2011, 18:53, STC in front:
Ahh!!! I should slap this boy with my elbow, nonsense, after spying on this FGoT (Fine Girl on Trotro) as she was also doing same, just when she was about to sit by me, this EWoT ( Evil Wizard on Trotro) appeared from nowhere and sat between us. Just look at his his funny sexy sleepy eyes, mcheew, ppl like this make me want to lift weights, mcheeeeeeeew!!!
Anyways guys I just stumbled upon something that I never knew was that fun; if you want to laugh, go to a station and move from queue to queue asking where they are going, hahaha. Lol I just couldn’t help laughter out loud; what kind of place is Oringa, Tunga, hahahaha! Are all these in Ghana. Funny how I was a little stressed but just after getting to the station, I’m more than the happiest man on Earth.
My advice, always find that little thing that sparks your good mood, cheers
Trotro Diaries, 9/12/2011, 7:20, Atomic Junction:
This morning life is not being fair to me at all, arghhhh!!! Am sitting between these two old women wearing black and looking like old mafia women or some kind of gangster. The one on my right I wouldn’t be pissed with her but what kind of monster are you and what evil spirits possesses you that u pick your nose continuously for 30mins and chew stick at the same time.
This is so disgusting I want to throw up. And see her little friend on my left, trying to squeeze me, these old ladies are really funny hahaha. It feels like I’m dreaming, if I can’t get to sit by an FGoT (Fine Girl on Trotro), this is what I get; MMoT (Mafia Mberewa on Trotro). Now I feel like getting off this trotro and walking from shiashie to circle. Infact I feel like a small boy and they are defiling me. What else can I do, lemme just listen to Keep Smiling, Keep Shining
The very moment I got on this trotro I knew today was my lucky day. The mate just got a backlash from passengers for delaying and u should see his mouth, so sharp u could use it to cut diamonds hehe. And the chuckling going on in the car can be used as the instrumental for a hit song for this Christmas.
Not forgetting the girl sitting by me, she appears to be fine but all those earrings on 1 person, only her earrings r even many than the necklaces of the guy from A-team. And u should see the steering wheel, these trotros are just too much. Never have I seen a skeleton steering wheel.
This I need a picture haha. Its almost like they took off the steering wheels bikini hahaha. I think 1 of the most difficult things in trotro is tryna check out the girl just next to u without getting caught. Any ideas how I can achieve that lol. Hope u are already enjoying your day.
Submitted byt Rashid Baah (Correspondent in Kumasi) 12/08/2013, 20:08, Through Whatsap:
On board an Osu to 37 Trotro. While I was busily receiving a call on my Blackberry phone,I heard a phone ringing (fixed line style). To my amazement, the driver picked a vodafone branded placed phone on the dash board of his car, spoke into it and further made a call!!!
Don’t you just love trotro !!! Only in Ghana
I guess, just as they say, you must take your business serious. This trotro driver definitely takes his trotro as his office. As such there should be an official communication line and there you got it.
Submitted by Elisabeth Stava of Norway
Osu Trotro: 29.01. 11:26. Old Angry Lady (OAL) gets on trotro and immediately starts arguing with herself and everyone else. Wish I spoke twi, don’t understand anything but she is aaaaangry. Mate collects money from everyone, OAL refuses to pay! After some time mate tries again OAL is really mad, mate gives up.. (good tip if you are an old lady, just be angry and you can go for free:))
New Testament Lady (NTL) starts preaching, OAL starts talking louder. Confusion in the trotro as NTL has to stop.. NTL takes a break and then starts again, OAL also starts (screaming this time). At this time unfortunately I had to get off, anyone boarded this trotro and can give me the rest of the story?
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